Wednesday, February 9, 2011

a watched neard never grows

 It's only when you look away that the neck boils over with lustrous, creepy hair.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Neard Swansong

It was bound to happen.  I have become bored with neards.  My attention has now shifted to sharks and sometimes dinosaurs...But before I end this blog forever I give you this, Matthew Hess ROCKING the neck beard.  Even more pleasing than the neard itself, to me, are the accessories. The open chest, the fur....simply divine.  Merry Christmas indeed!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Scenic Neard

I don't know what's more breathtaking, the neard or that painting. 

Monday, December 6, 2010

Neards don't see gender

for all you ladies out there....spice up the classic neard with a side-pony for a more feminine look.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Glamour shot accesorize with a neard

During the day I usually just stand in front of this marble wall in my vest and blouse.  But at night I Riverdance naked in front of my open window before crowds of salivating women.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Bieber has neard fever

Justin Bieber and I have decided to wait 5 years before we get married.  Not for legality, but because by then he'll be able to grow a lustrous, flat-ironable neard.